I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family - and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.

The best revenge is massive success.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody. You buy a Lamborghini when you are somebody.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

If you don't know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he's just like you. He has the same dreams, the same hopes and fears. It's one world, pal. We're all neighbors.

Take a deep breath, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again.

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

Don’t hide your scars. They make you who you are

The best is yet to come and won't that be fine.

You've either got or you haven't got style, and if you've got it you stand out a mile.

Love while light radiate from your soul.

Optimism unaccompanied by personal effort is merely a state of mind and not fruitful.

The most important thing about writing a book is having book parties.

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early 70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

But they were as different as fire and ice. Robert Kennedy thought Eugene McCarthy was pompous, petty, and venal. McCarthy thought Kennedy was a spoiled, unintelligent demagogue.

The best gift is giving from your heart

I don’t have anything against Jimmy Fallon, I love him, he’s a kick...

Love is an attempt at penetrating another being, but it can only succeed if the surrender is mutual.

Say "thank you" when you're grateful and "sorry" when you're wrong.