I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

The Scripture makes it clear that this planet would already be a literal hell on earth were it not for the presence of the Holy Spirit in the world.

If you want to get results in your life try with comedy... first pressure then apply comedy. Always it shallow the shitty life-pressure!

There´s my date, I said. "Fashionably late." Nora (p. 232)

Without dancing you can never attain a perfectly graceful carriage, which is of the highest importance in life.

My mother got pregnant with me at the age of fifteen. This was '64, and unheard of at that time.

I think the greatest challenge in environmentalism and the most rewarding challenge is trying to figure out how humans can meet their needs while protecting the environment.

When man wanted to make a machine that would walk he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg.

Unalloyed love of God is the essential thing. All else is unreal.

To love is to return to a home we never left, to remember who we are.