I would like to do more dramas when I find a good role that will allow me to politely upset people's expectations of me as a comic actor.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment.

Fashion is so over the top.

I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.

I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better actor.

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

When I worship, I would rather my heart be without words than my words be without heart.

The French Revolution will be found to have had great influence on the strength of parties, and on the subsequent political transactions of the United States.

If we were created in God’s image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.

I will consistently strive to learn by what I hear, see, and feel. I will write down the important things I learn, and I will do them.

If light is the spiritual quality of painting, color is surely its heart and passion.

My mother gave me a sense of independence, a sense of total confidence that we could do whatever it was we set out to do. That's how we were raised

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

To tell you the truth I love Sam. It's not a movie kind of love either. I just look at her sometimes and I think she is the prettiest and nicest person in the whole world.

The answer to the American health crisis is the food that each of us chooses to put in our mouths each day. It's as simple as that.

I try to treat people as people and not put them in pigeonholes.