I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

An unpleasant experience will often reveal your passion.

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.

Children have imagination enough to grasp any idea which you present to them with honesty and without patronage.

Trust is earned, respect is given, and loyalty is demonstrated. Betrayal of any one of those is to lose all three.

If outrage were a sign of godliness, then the devil would be the godliest soul in Creation.

[George] Orwell's essays. It's got it all. Great writing, a worldview that I find interesting and useful, and most of it timelessly true.

I'm a competitive bodybuilder; I'm not training just to be healthy. Ninety-five percent of the people training with weights are into this health thing, and it's a different mentality entirely.

Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

Next time you're tempted to be upset, frustrated, offended, remind yourself, it's a part of that ten percent of things in life that you can't control - but you can control how you respond.

What a man is ashamed of is always at bottom himself; and he is ashamed of himself at bottom always for being afraid.