I would like to see a president with a monocle.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Live with compassion, work with confidence, and create opportunities for others to conquer the world.

I wish I could read my books over for the first time to see what you guys see.

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed and often makes a better fighter of him.

The youth of an art is, like the youth of anything else, its most interesting period. When it has come to the knowledge of good and evil it is stronger, but we care less about it.

I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.

My mother and father told me I was god. I was a good Italian boy who hung out with the same four guys. I was a little god.

I've been trying to garden all my life - it just happens that I haven't had a big garden...until the past few years.

Pleasure is a thief to business.

I didn't write because I had anything to say, but in order to find out what there was to say.

I went to parochial grammar school, and I give thanks to the Catholic training because of course, they brought me to the heart of Jesus.