I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand there must be a reason for this.

Maxim 31: Only cheaters prosper.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

This was it. Together. Forever. As we left it all behind, the sun warmed my back, lighting the way before us. I knew of no better omen.

I don't care if a man's theory for tomorrow is correct, I care if his spirit of today is correct.

Our bodies are critical. If I learned anything from getting really bad cancer seven years ago, it's that your body is what you've got. If you don't take care of it, you're not going to be here.

A star may guarantee business, but the tradeoff is a very short run.

The glory of God is the human person fully alive.

I always like when things [movies] are loosely based on real events. That always makes it more interesting because there's a lot of research you can do.

I love people and want to be good to people. If I'm in restaurant and somebody doesn't treat a waitress right, I literally will leave. I will unfriend you. You are not my friend anymore.

You want to be in the driver’s seat of your own life because if you are not, life will drive you.