I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

The best mirror is an old friend.

People’s mind becomes their boss and torments them. So what would become of the one who believes he can be the boss [control] of the mind of others?

Expectation creates the reality.

People become house builders through building houses, harp players through playing the harp. We grow to be just by doing things which are just.

John Facenda could read a laundry list and make it sound like the Constitution of the United States.

I would definitely love to continue acting, and I also really enjoy school, so I would like to balance the two somehow.

To be or not to be is not the question. The question is whether you can transcend these notions.

Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that time think it's getting worse.

In the end the problem isn't that you have the wrong sort of government for the People, but that you have the wrong sort of People.