I would love to be in Kansas.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

What can I do?” his gaze on me was intense, like I was some sort of love guru or something. I almost laughed out loud at how unqualified I was for that position.

People never lie so much as before an election, during a war, or after a hunt.

And it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.

Surrender to alcohol intoxication provides a partial and subjective shortcut to a more correct state of mind.

The City is, in terms of its basic functioning, a far-off country of which we know little.

When you cross a bridge, try to touch it with your hand! That will be a symbolic gratitude for the good service it gives to us!

Someone's writing down your mistakes, someone's documenting your downfall.

If you are under control you're going too slow.

All good management is the expression of one great idea

I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian.