I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.

Some people that are in charge are usually less intelligent than the people who work under them. The reason why those people are in charge and you aren’t is because you have a conscience.

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.

I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.

Problems in science are sometimes made easier by adding complications.

Finding good partners is the key to success in anything: in business, in marriage and, especially, in investing.

I’m honoured when Africa recognises me

More people will die from hit-or-miss eating than from hit-and-run driving.

Writing this book I am like a man playing the piano with lead balls attached to his knuckles.

I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.

After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all 'in my mind,' I am once again officially allergic to dogs.

Because the world is in economic recession, which worsened since this drama happened, and our country will bear the burden of all of these consequences.

The movie "Ed Wood," about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for "Stargate."