I would love to do a drama. I did a couple of episodes of The Good Wife, which is more of a drama. I really liked that; I thought it was interesting. A lot of my favorite comedies play out as dramas.

I'd like to be able to do complex math in my head. Any kind of adversity and I become very anxious, but if you're a robot, you have good equilibrium. I wish I was cooler under pressure, like a robot.

It's always fun to improvise. What's weird is that when you're recording, you're by yourself, for the most part.

If I was a part of secret ninja group my power would be the power of apology. I would just apologize emphatically and freely. And my mech might just be a phone to send apologetic emails from.

I don't go to see many comedies anymore, because I guess it feels like another day at the office.

I feel all of the archetypes in Silicon Valley probably exist in some other form in other subcultures.

I remember as a child listening to comedic musicals and thinking they were a real riot. I had pretty questionable taste in comedy.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I used to play the trumpet. I practiced all the time, but I got braces and I couldn't play it anymore, so I had all of this free time.

As I get older, I think I'm more interested in comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. But I watched some of that Justin Bieber "roast" and I thought it was hilarious.

The sacred souls with humility, seek knowledge from the Great Spirit.

The train blows through towndelivering reality, slapping my face and screaming, “You are alone”Rose colored memories drown, taking their last breath.

I believe what you believe and you believe what you believe and we'll agree to disagree. It's liberal tolerance meets dark ages denialism. It's very hip right now.

Be proud of your struggles. Adversity brings out the best in us.

Stories change people while statistics give them something to argue about.

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

In the prayer of faith there is a divine science; it is a science that everyone who would make his lifework a success must understand.

I've realized how little sleep I actually need.

This is what hatred is. It will feed you and at the same time turn you to rot.

Bear in mind that capitalism is a tiny period of human society. You never really had capitalism, you always had one or another variant of state capitalism.