I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of personal.

If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that.

I never have been a coder, outside of when I was twelve or something, like on the Atari 1200 XP or whatever I had.

I grew up in an Orthodox family, as I grew older, I became Conservative and that's how it ended up. But I've developed that Jewish feel to my act from my surroundings and my family.

Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential.

O suns and skies and clouds of June, and flowers of June together. Ye cannot rival for one hour October's bright blue weather.

Do not let people put you down. Believe in yourself and stand for yourself and trust yourself.

[The] type of education now prevailing all over the world is directed against human freedom. State-controlled education ... deprives people of their free choice, creativity and brilliance.

As long as there are teenage girls, there will be boy bands. It's a question of how long it takes them to get their music together to come out.

The creative process must be explored... as the expression of the normal people in the act of actualizing themselves.

All cultures have been mingled forever.