I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

A man who does not like power will suffer from its cruelty.

Maybe we were too broken to put back together. Maybe we’d been too broken to ever put together in the first place.

Since I don't look like every other girl, it takes a while to be okay with that. To be different. But different is good.

I just don't like to lose what's in the window.

When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time".You have more potential than you believe you do.Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe.

And he beholds the moon; like a rounded fragment of ice filled with motionless light.

I know of no person or group that is taking nearly adequate advantage of the graphical potentialities of the computer.

Once upon a time the world was sweeter than we knew. Everything was ours; how happy we were then, but then once upon a time never comes again.

I feel good about the decisions that I made and I'm happy. You know, I'm really happy.