I would love to see some comedies about loser women.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

The making of art is no different than prayer.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

Well, Dwight was born to be No. 2 and I don't think he would know what to do as a leader. But he loves following. He would have made a great fascist.

I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it.

Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.

This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

And I do believe that the way to change a society, to uplift people - not just their spirit, but to uplift their society and economic base - is through education.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

Dig deep and empower yourself today. Stand in your inner strength. Be uniquely you.

Motivation is soothing medicine for the soul.

And now, my poor old woman, why are you crying so bitterly? It is autumn. The leaves are falling from the trees like burning tears- the wind howls. Why must you mimic them?

Survival of the fittest led to "nature red in tooth and claw" and this is not sufficiently wishy-washy for modern scientists.

I found that I could make people laugh doing people like Shirley Bassey. Fortunately it worked.

They determined who got the first question by a coin toss, to which Sarah Palin said, 'Oh, what a coincidence, that's how I got picked.'

What's on your mind becomes what's in your life. So think the thoughts you want to see.

My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.

Observe more, do less. Do less, enjoy more.

Every action generates a force of energy that returns to us in like kind...what we sow is what we reap.