I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera]... she has so much talent... she has an amazing voice.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

the starting point of all achievement is desire

Old times, as my father used to say: If you're not careful, they'll gut you like a fish.

If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf.

An old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb

Nothing contributes so much to the prosperity and happiness of a country as high profits.

Any business you go into, you have to think about how much money you are willing to put into it, and how much you are not.

When it comes to giving advice, never do so unless you've first received a request in writing, signed by a lawyer.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

Every man as well as every day has its lights and shades.