I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I've never been lonely because I enjoy my own company.

Finger pointing does not provide answers to grieving relatives

You think you are somebody and that is where the problem begins. You're really not somebody, you're everybody. You objectify yourself into thinking that you are a particular state of being.

The worst thing is the world is a defensive my-kid-can't-do-anything-wrong parent.

The Bernie Sanders phenomenon shows that it's not confined to Republicans. There is a general sentiment that America is on the wrong track.

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

If you've done what you need to do, you need to go bury yourself, because what else are you going to do? I think that that's where life stops.

A man who uses a great many words to express his meaning is like a bad marksman who, instead of aiming a single stone at an object, takes up a handful and throws at it in hopes he may hit.

By starving our children of men, we have made them more vulnerable to the very abuse we are trying to prevent.