I would never be a television presenter. It's not something I could ever do.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

Let me be one of the people who writes their life history, not with ink, with the colors of a caring heart.

My idea is always to avoid nostalgia.

The financial crisis appears to be mostly behind us, and the economy seems to have stabilized and is expanding again.

Right" he said "Let's get one thing clear. I am not here to teach you law-I am here to teach you loopholes.

Coming from the world of comics, I was very surprised that writers and illustrators, for the most part, don't talk, and they don't collaborate.

Only men to whom the family is sacred will ever have a standard or a status by which to criticize the State. They alone can appeal to something more holy than the gods of the city.

I do not think that this [the universe] can be explained only by natural causes, and are forced to impute to the wisdom and ingenuity of an intelligent.

Don't come on to be funny - come on to solve problems.

We all know the part of us that needs to be harnessed. It takes someone else to know the part of us that needs to be set free.

Here's a new 'Blessing' for our time -- 'May Anderson Cooper never be sent to report on your town!