I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

THE SEASONS REMIND ME THAT I MUST KEEP CHANGING.

Remember that failure is an event, not a person.

The personal appearances and red carpet events are very glitzy, but it's a bit false.

Making the decision to do more serious work raises eyebrows. It's less easy for the industry to deal with.

To "know thyself" must mean to know the malignancy of one's own instincts and to know, as well, one's power to deflect it.

Finding the medium that excites your imagination, that you love to play with and work in, is an important step to freeing your creative energies.

Man is the center of a circle without a circumference, except the one he creates for himself.

The Holy Spirit upon my left leads my feet without ceasing into the camp of the righteous and into the tents of the free.

If I get in a relationship, it's always for the long-term; if not, I don't see the point.

And what had he wanted? He'd never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today.