I would never take any of my cards off the table.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Healing Follows Forgiveness

Poetry: three mismatched shoes at the entrance of a dark alley.

That is the word of reality - need.

Nothing’s boring if it’s in your soul…

For my 10th birthday, what I wanted was Beatle boots and a Beatle wig. My parents couldn't find Beatle boots, but down at the dime store, Woolworths or someplace, they found a Beatle wig!

It is Homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.

Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered have prevented a single foolish action.

You insist that there is something a machine cannot do. If you tell me precisely what it is a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that.

Life is absolutely horrific, leading up to absolute horror.

Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.