I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

Truth is handsomer than the affectation of love. Your goodness must have some edge to it--else it is none.

Affected simplicity is refined imposture.

In some cases is keeping your mouth shut the best answer.

I have written, probably, more books for children than any other writer, from story-books to plays, and can claim to know more about interesting children than most.

We can enhance our intelligences, but I am never going to become Yo-Yo Ma, Albert Einstein, Marie Curie, or Pele.

I spent my life learning to feel less.

Rap music is really good when you're traumatized.

For every romantic possiblity, no matter how robust, there exists at least one equal and opposite sentence, phrase, or word capable of extinguishing it.

We can choose between the future and the past, between reason and ignorance, between true compassion and mere ideology.

So there are different examples of fairy tales, and sometimes I believe in them and sometimes I don't.