I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Art is the product of an imperfect world. In an ideal world, art would not exist.

I think it was a subject matter that The Social Network didn't involve a lot of women. That's all I think it is.

When people look only at the surface and that satisfies them and they think from that surface they see, that is to be truly blind.

Peace to the shacks! War on the palaces!

His time was past, her handmaid Irri declared. No man should live longer than his teeth.

The company in which you will improve most will be least expensive to you.

I have a short temper - I think it's part of the Celtic background. I used to be a lot more angry, but I was quite discreet with it.

I always know what's happening on the court. I see a situation occur, and I respond.

When I play a part, I never think about likability.

The only path to amazing runs directly through not-yet-amazing . But not-yet-amazing is a great place to start, because that's where you are. For now.