I would not give my first 15 years to my worst enemy, and I don't even have a worst enemy.

I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.

I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I�m a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I�m not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn�t exist.

15 concubines ain't nothin' to sneeze at.

You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize.

My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.

Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person.

I know the difference between true love and the love of my fans.

I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.

I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.

The response of a loyal man against the most severe grief from their love once, is always a silence, a silence forever." T.R.Fraz

Every time I've done something that doesn't feel right it's ended up not being right.

I've always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you.

People want transparency in government.

Everything's very perfectly balanced; for all the horrible things in the world there's lots of good things.

A good man knows when to sacrifice himself, a bad man survives but loses his soul.

A mortal life with love is endlessly superior to an immortal life without love.

Everybody has an opportunity to play a role, a playmaking role, so it makes it harder to coach. It takes a little more time.

Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.

The analysis of variance is not a mathematical theorem, but rather a convenient method of arranging the arithmetic.