I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Every new day is a divine order.

O, my God! withhold from me the wealth to which tears and sighs and curses cleave. Better none at all than wealth like that.

We cannot of ourselves estimate the degree of our success in what we strive for.

We are a most solitary people, and we live, repelled by one another, in the gray, outcast cities of Cain.

The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production.

Politics is topical - it's what's happening now, and we can either respond in the present or avoid it.

I wanna make uniforms for my high school basketball team through brand Yeezy.

One of the characteristics I cherish in my friends is their childlike gullibility, and several excited minutes were spent trying to actually find this book.

True teachers not only impart knowledge and method but awaken the love of learning by their own reflected love.

Fools act on imagination without knowledge. Pedants act on knowledge without imagination.