I would rather be a servant in the house of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

I shouldn't toot my own horn, but he who doth not toot his own horn alloweth it to remain untooteth.

For six years profound silence was mistaken for profound wisdom.

...the best definition that I heard of that is that a bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job that a Republican wants.

Acts of Kindness:A random act of kindness, no matter how small, can make a tremendous impact on someone else's life.

Some believe it to be just friends wanting, as if to be healthy enough to wish health.

Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy

Gross negligence in handling national security is a felony.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

Learning to enjoy being single involves the ability to experience everything through your own essence, instead of living vicariously through a spouse or partner.

I damaged my Achilles tendon, so I can't run.

The greater the responsibility, the greater the reward.

Work is a dull thing; you cannot get away from that. The only agreeable existence is one of idleness, and that is not, unfortunately, always compatible with continuing to exist at all.

Liberation and equal-rights issues notwithstanding, it was a man's job to make a woman feel cherished and respected.