I would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

He was her father after all. True, a father whose funeral rite she planned to dance at and toast with ale, but her father just the same.

It could be a sign of pride in your life if a word of reproof or admonition is not able to be received with the same grace, whether it be given by the poorest of saints or the most educated person.

A perverse temper and fretful disposition will make any state of life whatsoever unhappy.

The use of "religion" as an excuse to repress the freedom of expression and to deny human rights is not confined to any country or time.

If you want art, don't mess about with movies. Buy a Picasso.

Success is not measured by what you do compared to what others do, it is measured by what you do with the ability God gave you.

Every morning when I get up, I ask God what he wants me to do, ask him to lead me to the right people to help them.

We routinely leave our small children in day care among strangers. At the same time, in our guilt we evince paranoia about strangers and foster fear in children.

I feel like what I have become is halfway between my mother and my father, violent and impulsive and desperate and afraid. I feel like I have lost control of what I have become.