I would say Colin Jost is Kanye West because he takes like the creative risk a lot of times, whereas I'm like, "Uh, I don't know..."

It's a hard, lonely feeling, to be completely yourself in front of strangers.

That's my only goal: Stay off crack.

In comedy you work with people so often that they just become familiar faces - it's like a fraternity.

There's tons of stuff where you're like, "God, I wish I could take that back."

Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got a bad haircut.

I think when you first get a job, you're just trying to do what the last regime did, just to keep it going, as opposed to actually doing what you want to do.

Happiness is not about what you have but what you can do without.

Someday, you may think of marrying. Pick someone who thinks you're the only person in the room.

I feel like a nineteen forties teenager at a Frank Sinatra concert! (On finally being published)

In the real world, the tests are all open book.

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame traditionally has had a management style that is very supportive of American talent, first and foremost, over everything else. And I think that's right and proper.

Such a caring for death, an awakening that keeps vigil over death, a conscience that looks death in the face, is another name for freedom.

ESPN has announced that they are launching a 3-D sports network. Industry analysts say this will absolutely revolutionize the way Americans don't watch soccer.

History is that form which his imagination seeks comprehension of the living existence of the world in relation to his own life, which he thereby invests with a deeper reality.

Philologists, who chase A painting syllable through time and space Start it at home, and hunt it in the dark, To Gaul, to Greece, and into Noah's Ark.