I would say I'm pretty much the exact same as the stereotypical American kid. I mean I'm really lazy, I play a lot of video games, I like girls. I like, you know, the violence and action type thing.

I go out with a lot of British people. Some of them say I sound a little tipsy.

I don't want to scrounge around and be homeless, and I want to finish my education.

I find that you learn from others. It's very much about watching TV and watching movies for me and grasping that way and watching other people act.

I can run up a wall and do a back flip - that's the most impressive thing that I can do.

A school out of Canberra sends me a term's worth of work. I sit on the couch by myself and complete it and send it back.

I like to sleep. I like to do nothing. Nothing is my favorite kind of something.

I don't like concrete jungles.

I don't go for girls who have beach blond hair, that stereotypical girl thing. But, you know, whatever comes around.

I hate watching myself, as do a lot of actors.

I'm not really one for fancy, big words and poetry, and the scriptwriters worked very hard on 'Paradise Lost' to translate it.

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

The critics don't interest me because they're concerned with what's past and done, while I'm concerned with what comes next.

The devils enter uninvited when the house stands empty. For other kinds of guests, you have to first open the door.

Then you figure out that if you don't throw it as hard as you can, you can put it where you want. It's more important where you put it

There is nothing in religion but fiction.

Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells.

Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

You just have to stay positive.

The elementary school must assume as its sublime and most solemn responsibility the task of teaching every child in it to read. Any school that does not accomplish this has failed.