I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

How do you defeat terrorism? Don’t be terrorized.

Historical determinism is a recipe for political quietism.

When travelling, concentrate on the path! Don’t sleep! Don’t read! Just live the journey in full by observing the path instead of wandering in your own world!

Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?

I enjoy writing. I enjoy that kind of process.

Prayer is not asking God to do something, it's asking God to help YOU do something

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

We are dreamers. We worship love, we hope against hope and toss practicality out the window.

I'm far too low maintenance to ever spend more than five minutes getting ready to go out.

Our repugnance to death increases in proportion to our consciousness of having lived in vain.