I would say that in the past year I have had to begrudgingly admit that I am finally a success of some level, sure.

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them."

I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.

I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.

Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In my opinion, it can make you feel on the outside looking in.

The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be.

If people tell me something is impossible, I just want to prove that. I want to know that that's for certain. I don't want to not do something because someone says I can't.

Mania is fun. I won't lie, it's fun. But it's usually followed by a soul-crushing depression.

I just like testing myself. I just have that thing in me. Whatever it is that people tell me I can't do, I've gotta try it.

Suicide - when I think of it, to me it means someone had a lot of problems and they couldn't fight through them anymore. That's not cowardly. It's sad and nothing but.

Never loose hope. Stay strong, you never know what tomorrow brings.

Given love and opportunity, every child and adult can recover. All who know this and have the capacity to help others should assist as they can.

If you have these two things - the willingness to change, and the acceptance of everything as it comes, you will have all you need to work with.

I had never been to second base.

Observation and experiment for gathering material, induction and deduction for elaborating it: these are are only good intellectual tools.

We rarely ever perceive others as being sensible, except for those who agree with us.

People get nothing out of books but what they bring to them.

Raffael's drapery is the assistant of character, in Michelangelo it envelopes grandeur; it is in Reubens the ponderous robe of pomp.

Your man wants to know that there's nothing you wouldn't do for him - if that's your committed relationship.

What i value more than all things, good humor.