I would spend my time telling stories or writing them.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

Never judge a work of art by its defects

Value yourself first and only then you can learn to value others.

The only right you have with anyone in life is to the right to walk away.

In our life there is a single color as on an artist's palette which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love.

Can we learn to become more learning-oriented individually and collectively, rather than 'I know' oriented?

The creation of a single world comes from a huge number of fragments and chaos.

Getting reelected is the most important job every senator thinks he has.

I've never seen you hide from anyone before. He must do something crazy to you.