I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

There is nothing around me but money, money, money.

If you are positive about your calling, then it does not matter how hard or complicated it is

Don’t be with him, don’t want him, don’t go with him. Be with me. Want me. Stay with me.I don’t know how to be without you.

It's impossible to lose that which does not belong to you.

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?

Making those around you feel invisible is the opposite of leadership.

Photography is the only language that can be understood anywhere in the world.

You don't order someone to polish your shoes one day and call them 'sister' the next.

By creating compelling content, you can become a celebrity.

It's incredible to be young and live here and not have to clean up your dorm room.