I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

Agile does not mean laissez-faire, flexibility and freedom are based on the well-defined principles.

You can spit on a rose, but it's still a rose.

To write better you must develop your taste for truth. You have to pay more attention to what you really think, feel, see and want.

Inside of a ring or out, ain’t nothing wrong with going down. It’s staying down that’s wrong.

I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone. You are not welcome among us. You have no sovereignty where we gather.

If you're bored, you don't know the real God.

Promises were a lot like impressions. The second one didn't count for much.

No one can tell us no. No one can make us stop. We have picked each other and the rest of the world can go to hell.

Vengeance burns,Torak." said Fin-Kedinn as the river bore him away. "It burns your heart. It makes the pain worse. Dont let that happen to you.

Just be nice to other girls because as a force we are a whole lot stronger when we stick together.