I would try and sing along with bands that I like but it sounded so atrocious that I couldn't.

It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal.

I've been prepping for my role as Medusa.

My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.

Is it that your dream is unattainable or is it that you have the wrong dream?

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

I don't know a single person in life that doesn't have conflict.

I like working all the time. I hate taking breaks. I don't like the weekends.

I love having a master. I have no problem serving my director. That's my job. I want to make them happy.

I'm like the kid that crams for tests and never remembers anything.

Eventually I’ll stop writing about you and it’ll be bittersweet. Not because I’m not in love with you, but because I’ll just love you.

Aw... don’t be so upset. Come here and sit on my face.

Don't contour with blush - that's so eighties. It was an amazing trend then, but it's not hot now. Instead, go for a neutral contour color that's one or two shades deeper than your skin tone.

I think we have to make our own rules. I don't think we should live our lives in relationships based off of old traditions that don't suit our world any longer.

Boasting, like gilded armour, is very different inside from outside.

Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.

It is not that we have so little time but that we lose so much. ... The life we receive is not short but we make it so; we are not ill provided but use what we have wastefully.

Thought ceases in meditation; even the mind's elements are quite quiet. Blood circulation stops. His breath stops, but he is not dead.

We only exist in terms of how we think we exist. Meaning every cultural development is fabricated and can be fabricated.