I would want to go to the future, 25 years in the future, and see if the Cubs ever win a World Series.

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

If you have the ability to work with people smarter than you, always try to be the least smartest person in the room and surround yourself with talent, because iron sharpens iron.

You know, I'll tell you, nothing changed after 'No Strings' for me. A lot of people said, like, 'Your game will be different,' but it wasn't. It really wasn't.

Aspire to do better. Instead of being the leader of the group, be the little person.

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats.

I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy.

I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy. You're doing comedy actually for the audience that's there.

I never thought I'd be one of those guys who gets recognized.

I love when people on Twitter give advice.

I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done TV like this before.

It's never too late to learn how to love.

Out of difficulties grow miracles.

Precisely what menstruation is, is not yet very well known.

Avoid,Profaneness; come not here: Nothing but holy, pure, and clear, Or that which groaneth to be so, May at his peril further go.

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

If you have a dream, this is your chance. We don't always have to play it safe because people might think you're weird.

When I was young, we couldn't afford much. But, my library card was my key to the world.

You can't make yourself saved. This is very threatening to people, even Christians, because of what it seems to say about freedom.

The essence of all religions is one. Only their approaches are different.

I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was.