I wouldn't change a thing about my family.

My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it's what you need when, well, it's what anyone needs in this world.

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do.

My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.

In a costume, you need very exaggerated body language - as you say, sort of mime-type skills.

As you get older, you can suffer from painful hips, and our joints wear a lot quicker than for people of average height.

I find vacuuming very therapeutic, but I hate ironing. I usually have no shirt on while ironing, because I'm ironing it, and I end up burning my chest.

People who are short, they're often portrayed as the victim.

So, I think I'd be grateful for the next job. I always am. And I always consider everything I do to be the last thing I do.

There's nothing better than going to the movies and going into another world, and forgetting about everything that's happening outside.

I do a lot of public speaking and presentations and I'll always start with a self-deprecating joke to make everybody feel comfortable with my size because there can be hang-ups and anxieties.

Consider your will to be the vision of your influence on earth after you cease to be a part of it. Crafting a lasting legacy means you start planning and making it possible now.

If Jesus is not the focus, the worship is bogus.

Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.

Hitler [had an] excess of imagination, which very frequently foresaw what would happen but also very often went astray.

There was no male vampire type in existence. Someone suggested an actor of the Continental School who could play any type, and mentioned me.

If killing [animal research scientists] is the only way to stop them, then I said killing them would certainly be justified.

What will the U.S. senators have to say if there is, as many over here and in the rest of the world suspect, no substance to the allegations against my father and me?

I'm definitely an elbow-room guy.

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."