I wouldn't know all that I do about history, if I spent my time watching cartoons and other TV shows.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Maturity is when you stop complaining and making excuses in your life

Without confession, there is no remission of sins.

Every person is bound to make the first impression with the help of words

There is no boundary between heaven and earth unless we believe in one.

I became a marine mom with the signing of a paper, but it would take a phone call, late one night, for me to fully absorb the impact this new title would have on my life.

Yeah, I'd like to get the girl and at least make it through the film.

My lodging is on the cold ground, And hard, very hard, is my fare, But that which grieves me more Is the coldness of my dear.

One of the things that I wanted was to be known as one of the finest MCs and I think the people gave me the respect I was looking for.

Beware of what you want-for you will get it.

Black is always elegant. It is the most complete colour in the whole world, made of all the colours in the palette.