I wouldn't perform in front of the Nazis. I hear they didn't take freedom of speech too well. It would be a fun gig to rip into them, but I don't think the ending would be great for me.

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.

I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

​If You have Chosen a Destination, You Must Find a Path. if You have Chosen a Path, You Must Find the Destination. You can Never Choose Both.

The greatest need in the world at this moment is the transformation of human nature.

...you are battered and bruised in the collisions between reminiscence and reality.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Our duty as Christians is always to keep heaven in our eye and earth under our feet.

Unless we believe and see Jesus in the appearance of bread on the altar, we will not be able to see him in the distressing disguise of the poor.

If I really considered myself a writer, I wouldn't be writing screenplays. I'd be writing novels.

When private men shall act with original views, the lustre will be transferred from the actions of kings to those of gentlemen.

The City of Angels is a microcosm of the world, and so living in L.A. makes me feel like a citizen of the world.

I have personal beliefs and they are sometimes reflected in the movies I make, but I also reflect other points of view.