I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door

John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances

I don't want to stir up a can of worms.

Belgium's not a hotpot of international football

In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.'

Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red

Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea

I'm not going to single individuals out but Yakubu has missed loads of great chances

I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man but for one man who can stand prosperity there are a hundred that will stand adversity.

I believe that books, once they are written, have no need of their authors.

Whether it's books or TV, or whatever the case may be, the backbone of what I do is my restaurants.

I think heterosexuality and homosexuality are a kind of psychosis, and the truth is somewhere in the middle.

A sculpture is something that if it falls on your foot, it will break it.

From the calm morning, the end will come when of the dancing horse the number of circles will be nine.

Maine is a joy in the summer. But the soul of Maine is more apparent in the winter.

I think a lot of artists no longer want to participate in or be associated with narrative because of its corruptedness in contemporary culture.

I am often criticized, or at least questions are raised, about what appears to be the absence of the Holy Spirit in my work.

Sad to say I’m missing the Masters. Thanks to the fans for so many kind wishes.