I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have it depends solely on what you think.

Nature, red in tooth and claw.

If you're in a committed relationship, then you don't want to pursue anything.

People from here will often say, "I'm not from the United States, I'm from New Orleans."

It's raining my soul, it's raining, but it's raining dead eyes.

Every kid wants to give their family a better life.

I take pictures, and they are there for the taking. I'll tell you a quote that I have always thought about. Arthur Miller said, I try to create the poem from the evidence.

If there's somebody that I love that's in my life, I don't necessarily have to agree with their decisions or the decisions they've made to continue to love them and participate in important events.

The true lasting quietness... comes from a complete consecration to the Divine

When one is transported by rage, it is best to observe attentively the effects on those who deliver themselves over to the same passion.