I wouldn't watch football if it wasn't for Lord Bendtner

If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.

If you dont like a Rule... Just Follow it.. Reach on the Top.. and Change the Rule

I am sure that the Japanese, the Chinese and the peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France, in spite of the fact that we are related by blood (...)

When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.

What luck, for governments, that the people are stupid!

If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

Let me control the textbooks, and I will control the state.

Life is like a game, there could be many players. If you don't play with them, they'll play with you.

Socialists and Progressives confuse compassion and compulsion.

Clones fit in. Freaks stand out. Ask me which one I prefer.

The man she despised had his job back. Her job. Damn it to hell. She’d never be able to live with him now.

in architecture, mediocrity is more glaringly obvious than in other lines - because there's a huge, physical object such as a building to demonstrate it.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.

I am too far gone to be rehabilitated.

A fool is one whom simpletons believe to be a man on merit. [Fr., Un fat celui que les sots croient un homme de merite.]

So maybe it was just as well that my companion was more like Mulder. A coked-out Mulder with a lot of weapons, who knew that the monsters under the bed were real and would gut you.

I see a correlation between short stories and songs, because of their length and for what they're meant to evoke. Combine certain words with melodies and it all becomes very moving.

Art is sexy! Art is money-sexy! Art is money-sexy-social-climbing-fantastic!