I wouldnt say that I was a born performer, because I work very hard at it.

If anybody is a master at improvisation, it would be Ken Jeong. He is hilarious.

I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.

I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh.

The Internet, and Google, and everything that goes along with that is awesome for some things, but not so awesome for other things. Because everything gets leaked nowadays.

In a general sense, I admit to valuing the worldviews of men under the age of 40 and women over the age of 30.

It is better to exist unknow to the law.--Irish Proverb

Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

It occurred to me that if I were a ghost, this ambiance was what I'd miss most: the ordinary, day-to-day bustle of the living. Ghosts long, I'm sure, for the stupidest, most unremarkable things.

I can walk. It's just that I'm so rich I don't need to.

This (multicultural) approach has failed, utterly failed.

All the time that he can spare from the adornment of his person, he devotes to the neglect of his duties.

You haven't been through one thing that God cannot heal you from.

To satisfy the customer is the mission and purpose of every business.

It is a simple procedure to calculate the number of seeds in an apple. But who among us can ever say how many apples are in a seed?