I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace.

The power of God set us free from every sin.

No matter what, don't live a life where you're too scared to die for what you believe in. Always go at it with everything you've got, even if it doesn't seem to be enough.

We tend to view ourselves as this, lying in contradiction with everything that is not ourselves, that.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

States should not balance their budgets on the backs of students.

I just have an allergic reaction to lung cancer. Gives me tumors.

The paparazzi have got worse for everyone over the years. It has just become such a big deal. No-one in this business really has much privacy.

There is nothing men are so generous of as advice.

Saddam was a threat, that the threat had to be dealt with.