I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

You can have negative events and not experience. Negative experience can only happen if the conclusion is also negative!!!!

Good things quickly become habitual and we often stop valuing them.

Astronomy, as nothing else can do, teaches men humility.

If you argue against reality you will suffer.

Krishna is God, the source of all that exists, the cause of all that is, was, or ever will be.

If we can use technology to shorten the path between intention and action, that excites me.

Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me.

Goku: But I'm so hungry, I have rigor mortis!

Brutal men with unlimited power are the same all over the world

The soul is a terrible reality. It can be bought and sold and bartered away.