I write humor as it's pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum.

And a woman needs a man to protect her from other men. Well, women used to. . . . Things have changed. Women are in the middle East, fighting and protecting men now.

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

I'm aware that I'm very fringe, and it's nice that way.

That's what's provocative to me - that we can victimize people, we can torture and traumatize people with no consciousness that it is a shameful thing to do.

I think every athlete has their window of opportunity, and you just have to jump on it. You never know when it can end. So I'm just trying to live large while I have the opportunity.

I'm still trying to find the perfect Nirvana song that's an example of that, but you do hear a lot of their songs start with an extremely emotional death grunts.

I didn't go to normal children school. I went to sports school when I was 8. So I studied martial arts.

The tides are in our veins.

But I also live to perform and I've been performing my whole life, whether it's been in sports or you know in band or with my singing.

In the deepest heart of all of us there is a corner in which the ultimate mystery of things works sadly.