I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

He stopped his act to take a snapshot of that instant he would so treasure- her delightful laughter that could make him do anything, anything at all, in the world and beyond!

Pleasure from the senses seems like nectar at first, but it is bitter as poison in the end.

Passion though a bad regulator is a powerful spring.

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give.

Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters.

Most men die at 25, we just don't bury them until they are 70.

We've got to be able to break through the barrier of logic

It's almost like when you're young, your friends take on the romance role, and then guys take on the role of your friends later.

History is the action and reaction of these two, nature and thought.

Growth is exciting; growth is dynamic and alarming.