I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a little bit better about themselves and the people in their lives.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Our body is designed to work for reaching a set goal

Run, sweetheart, run.

What we are at this very moment, is determined by the sum total of all our experiences till this moment.

I am constantly reminded that we are a products of the choices we make

There's nothing I hate more than nothing. Nothing keeps me up at night. I toss and turn over nothing. Nothing could cause a great big fight.

A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.

One of the things I'm most proud of about my career is the fact I've managed to keep options open.

The fact that I spend a lot of time in the 18th century doesn't mean I'm not concerned with the 21st.

You have to put yourself in a position to be lucky.

If you listen to neurologists and psychiatrists, you'd never fall in love.