I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.

Maybe history wouldn't have to repeat itself if we listened once in awhile.

It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. (Oct 4, 2011)

A politician is someone who promises a bridge even when there's no water

To achieve any success we have to endure some pain.

It seems to be most leaders have more conventional wisdom, but creative leaders have better common sense.

There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.

A man can not return anything except what is full.

The one [The Beverly Hillbillies] flaw in this is that you can't hear the people laughing.

I was going to move back to Dallas, and my goal was to work at Channel 8 and be a sportscaster and cover my Cowboys and live happily ever after.

I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees.

Jazz comes from a tradition where it swings. Swing was the main ingredient of jazz. And once it loses the swing...well, that's it.