I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Awareness’ will not arise where there is deceit along with self-pride (maan). If there is deceit with self-pride, then one can never see the self-pride.

The more that you read, the more that you know. The more that you learn, the more places you will go

As long as you can look fearlessly at the sky, you'll know that your pure within and will find happiness once more.

I consider myself fortunate that I've been able to find a character that people have responded to.

The dispute is still before the judge.

What have you done? What have you given up?' So many things, Cecily. More than you know.

High expectations and belief in people leads to high performance so very often belief creates fact.

Journalists should be people in whom there is at least a flicker of hope.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

Ben Battle was a soldier bold, and used to war's alarms, But a cannon-ball took off his legs, so he laid down his arms.