I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer.

The cost of war is like an immeasurable tremor that knows no borders, its shockwaves reverberating across the world resulting in universal suffering.

You can have anything you want so long as you realise that you can't have everything you want.

In every dream, there lays a cost to be paid. The potency and relevance of your ideas will determine the cost to be paid!

The quality of our expectations determines the quality of our action.

Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.

Everybody's strange everywhere. Most of the trick of being a social animal is pretending you're not. But who do you fool? Nobody worth talking to.

The constancy of the wise is only the art of keeping disquietude to one's self.

Is there intelligent life on Earth?

I feel the same truth how often in my trivial conversation with my neighbours, that somewhat higher in each of us overlooks this by-play, and Jove nods to Jove from behind each of us.

Contrary to what we've been told, children can detect deceit in parents much easier than parents can detect deceit in children.