I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

Spiritual wisdom manifests regardless of the level of education

Misery alternates with euphoria.

What would be ugly in a garden constitutes beauty in a mountain.

It's very difficult for me to evaluate my own stuff.

I am here," Eric said. "And I am here." I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. "Sookie, my little bullet-sucker," he said, sounding fond and warm. "Eric, my big bullshitter.

DJ Jazzy Jeff is the best DJ you can have at a party. Did you see his playlist? He has good taste.

A passion for the dramatic art is inherent in the nature of man.

Thank God for Redbull and fake eyelashes.

How can you defame mud when such a beautiful flower grows from it?

Donald Trump's a great deal-maker with a lot of momentum and it will do a lot of damage to us. We are in grave peril and it's going to be terrible.