IF [GOD] HAS SPOKEN, WHY IS THE UNIVERSE NOT CONVINCED?

A God made by man undoubtedly has need of man to make himself known to man.

Every fanatic or enemy of virtue is not at liberty to misrepresent the greatest geniuses and most heroic defenders of all that is valuable in this mortal world.

In fact, the truth cannot be communicated until it is perceived.

God is an hypothesis, and, as such, stands in need of proof: the onus probandi rests on the theist.

[M]y determined and strenuous endeavours to take in absolutely nothing of what I had regarded as entirely the most irrelevant part of my schooling had patently not met with total success

Everyone wants to pluck eyebrows. I thinned them out real thin once and it just didn't look like me.

People see my face, they hear my voice, and I know they're thinking about my father. That's OK - he was a great man.

When the 'Batman' TV series was taken to the silver screen, one of America's favourite sweethearts would don the mask and claws of Catwoman.

I hated this. I hated knowing what I wanted and knowing what was right and knowing they weren't the same thing.

As the tenor roars his passion, I think sadly of my spreading middle, and his.

Man needs two important things: Firstly, to know the truths; secondly, to change them if they are not ideal!

You know when I say that things happen in matches? Well, it just happened there.

Sportsmanship is making sure you have respect for the guy you're playing across from.